Adult Chatrooms, Men and Excessive lettering..

Guys..it is not cool nor is it remotely sexy to express your testosterone filled feelings in the form of excessive lettering in an adult chatroom.  Ladies are neither turned on nor amused by the mmmmm's and oooooo's neither are we impressed by the 'you are a goddessssss', 'the best in this chattttttt!!', 'I dreamed about you last nightttttttt' lines....It's all makes for a very desperate, lonely and sad image.  So please, take a little advice from a female that's subjected to these '101 things never to say in an adult chatroom' lines on a daily basis...don't do it, simple as that...just sit there, chill and chat away....because surely that's not what you guys want us females to think you're like?...

I let out a giggle..

I love my little sister, she's literally just called up to ask me how to grill sausage :) that's too cute for words lol.

Cupcakes, xfactor, pills and a whole load of hormones...

Ok first things first before I start ranting on about nonsense...I am fucking pissed right off!! I don't know why, I don't know how and I don't know if anyone's caused this....but what I do know is that I am in one bitch of a mood! :(

So last night, after 35 minutes of kitchen destroying mayhem, one sore finger caused by utter stupidity whilst removing cakes from a hot oven..I was the proud creator of the fluffiest diabetes inducing vanilla cupcakes! These little sickly but cute cakes were and yes I said were....as there is now none left...were so sickly that even my kids could barely eat them lol :).

After cleaning up the huge mess that was created by myself in the kitchen I settled down for the evening to watch x-factor....good ole x-factor more predictable than laxatives, but none-the-less occasionally entertaining....So as sad as this may seem...the only reason I'm currently tuning in to watch this show is simply because of John and Edward lol! They can't sing, they can't dance.....they just don't give a shit...because they're fun! It's funny to watch them make complete prats out of themselves....who cares about conceited arrogant contestants that think they're going to be the next big thing to grace our music channels and cheesy daytime shows, watching these people sing and 'entertain' is merely one big long yawn...then there's John and Edward...come on guys you know what I'm saying here is right lol you can't say that they're not entertaining...

So I'm taking new pills for my Labyrinthitis, I'm not sure if they're working or not. I had such a good day yesterday, very little dizziness and certainly not nausea, but today however, I feel quite unbalanced....not mentally tut...I knew you'd be thinking that! but really quite unsteady on my feet. This whole Labyrinthitis is really starting to grind me down now. I just wish one day I'll wake up and it'll all be gone and I'll be able to do all the things I used to do without worrying about it beforehand :(

Anyways....cuppa tea time!

It's apron time!

Talking of cupcakes...it's time to conjure up some artery clogging, belly busting, hip widening, dental rot inducing ....cupcakes!

Ok so here goes....

Ok...here goes yet another futile attempt at running a blog. However, maybe...just maybe.. .this time I will actually take my finger out of my ass and actually look after this one in a loving manner on a daily basis..instead of letting it fester like a mouldy cupcake on a hot day...Today is the day that I make my mark on the blogging world! Convincing huh?....surely it can't be that hard to do! :)